Tales From the Crypt: Vibrators, Sharks, and Avoiding Charity

Elizabeth is Dead
2 min readMay 19, 2022
Photo by Karen Neri on Unsplash.

October 22, 2021

Yesterday I saw an ad on Facebook for a clitoral stimulator from Nordstrom. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Nordstrom is selling sex toys or that Facebook thinks I need one.

October 23, 2021

Two weeks ago, D and J saw a dark fin in the water while we were surfing. They couldn’t say…

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Elizabeth is Dead

Liz Wolfe is an exaggerated nonfiction writer and satirical cartoonist. You can read more of her drivel at https://elizabethisdead.com/.