Tales From the Crypt: Store Dookie, Shoe Trash, and Gossiping With the Maintenance Man

Photo by Jose Fontano on Unsplash.

November 10, 2021

I worked my first retail shift in years yesterday. Part mental preparation, part genuine curiosity, I asked my coworkers to tell me their craziest “on the clock” stories.

P told me about a little girl who left a trail of poop from the middle of the shop, out the front door…