Tales From the Crypt: Hotels for Dogs and Why I Think I’m Dying

Elizabeth is Dead
2 min readMay 26, 2022
Photo by Alvan Nee on Unsplash.

December 23, 2021

I was surprised at how unimpressive our hotel is considering the price. We are staying in what was described online as a “contemporary lodge” but is really more of a large shed with Wifi.

There are no other guests in our building, which has a communal kitchen that contains thousands of Sweet ‘N Low packets and…

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Elizabeth is Dead

Liz Wolfe is an exaggerated nonfiction writer and satirical cartoonist. You can read more of her drivel at https://elizabethisdead.com/.