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Elizabeth is Dead
2 min readMay 20, 2022
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November 7, 2021

The state fair was this weekend, and I wish we had gone. If anything, just to try some deep-fried Pepsi and play games like “Spot the Pregnant Smoker.”

It’s been years since I’ve experienced the magic of this kind of event. Bad tattoos on diabetic ankles. Unironic mullets. Rat tails and ferris…

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Elizabeth is Dead

Liz Wolfe is an exaggerated nonfiction writer and satirical cartoonist. You can read more of her drivel at https://elizabethisdead.com/.