If Your Dad Made His Own Beer

Elizabeth is Dead
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readMar 14, 2022

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Do YOU Want to Start Paying Our Electricity Bill? Porter

With strong notes of chocolate and caramel, this beer is so dark it’ll have you asking, “who turned out the lights?” The answer: your dad because “this isn’t a goddamn hotel.”

Ask Your Mother Wheat

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Elizabeth is Dead
Slackjaw

Liz Wolfe is an exaggerated nonfiction writer and satirical cartoonist. You can read more of her drivel at https://elizabethisdead.com/.