I Went to Austin and Kept it Weird: Part II

Elizabeth is Dead
4 min readOct 18, 2021

Saturday, October 9

Going to bed in a meat freezer is not ideal, but waking up in one is actually pretty nice. It reminds me of crisp fall mornings after a night of camping where everyone is like, “We survived! Now who wants coffee???”

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When we finally made our way down to the lobby, we learned that there was a real estate conference…

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Elizabeth is Dead

Liz Wolfe is an exaggerated nonfiction writer and satirical cartoonist. You can read more of her drivel at https://elizabethisdead.com/.