Estée Lauder Killed My Twins (Just Kidding — She Wishes!!!)
2 min readApr 9, 2023
I am 34 years old and I have twins.
At one-inch tall, they’re small for their age, but I’m told they’ll get bigger as they get older.
These inseparable little rascals live with me, nestled comfortably between my eyebrows, where the smooth skin of my youth used to be.
