All I Want for Christmas is Boobs (And Other Elective Procedures)
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5 min readDec 20, 2021
Dear Santa,
I’ve been a really good girl this year. I know because I took a quiz on Cosmopolitan.com and it said so. Like most TV shows and Instagram posts and movies and advertisements, Cosmo also reminded me that I’ve got a lot of work to do in the new year if I want people to notice that I’m alive and hot.