Aging Gracefully in an Era of Full-Body Contempt

Elizabeth is Dead
3 min readJun 22, 2020
They’re not wrinkles, they’re wisdom trails!

Have you ever seen a woman who’s had so much work done, you can’t tell if she’s 29 or 49? It’s scary and sad and makes me want to call my mom and tell her she’s beautiful.

In the age of Botox, where celebrities stay 35 years old for 20 years, it’s hard to convince people to let nature take its course. But what if the answer to all of our aging woes came in the form of a synonym…

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Elizabeth is Dead

Liz Wolfe is an exaggerated nonfiction writer and satirical cartoonist. You can read more of her drivel at https://elizabethisdead.com/.