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Elizabeth is Dead

Elizabeth is Dead

Estée Lauder Killed My Twins

Just kidding — she wishes!!!

Apr 9, 2023

Estée Lauder Killed My Twins

Apr 9, 2023

Elizabeth is Dead

Tales From the Crypt: Fish Fights and the Erotic Art of Sharing Bad News

Excerpts from the diary of yours truly.

Jun 2, 2022

Tales From the Crypt: Fish Fights and the Erotic Art of Sharing Bad News

Jun 2, 2022

Elizabeth is Dead

Tales From the Crypt: Hotels for Dogs and Why I Think I’m Dying

Excerpts from the diary of yours truly.

May 26, 2022

Tales From the Crypt: Hotels for Dogs and Why I Think I’m Dying

May 26, 2022

Elizabeth is Dead

Tales From the Crypt: Store Dookie, Shoe Trash, and Gossiping With the Maintenance Man

Excerpts from the diary of yours truly.

May 25, 2022

Tales From the Crypt: Store Dookie, Shoe Trash, and Gossiping With the Maintenance Man

May 25, 2022

Elizabeth is Dead

Tales From the Crypt: Carni People and What The Internet Says About Jesus

Excerpts from the diary of yours truly.

May 20, 2022

Tales From the Crypt: Carni People and What The Internet Says About Jesus

May 20, 2022

Elizabeth is Dead

Tales From the Crypt: Vibrators, Sharks, and Avoiding Charity

Excerpts from the diary of yours truly.

May 19, 2022

Tales From the Crypt: Vibrators, Sharks, and Avoiding Charity

May 19, 2022

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Slackjaw

If Your Dad Made His Own Beer

Unlike you and your life choices, these drinks don’t disappoint!

Mar 14, 2022

If Your Dad Made His Own Beer

Mar 14, 2022

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Slackjaw

New Yoga Moves for New Moms

Find serenity in your day with these simple poses you’re probably, definitely 100% already doing.

Feb 28, 2022

New Yoga Moves for New Moms

Feb 28, 2022

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Forget About Your Worries At This Climate Crisis-Inspired Spa

Because you can’t help the planet if you can’t help yourself.

Feb 7, 2022

Forget About Your Worries At This Climate Crisis-Inspired Spa

Feb 7, 2022

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The Haven

All I Want for Christmas is Boobs (And Other Elective Procedures)

I know this all might seem like a bit much, but it’s a proven fact that beautiful people are happier and therefore nicer. It’s science!

Dec 20, 2021

All I Want for Christmas is Boobs (And Other Elective Procedures)

Dec 20, 2021

Elizabeth is Dead

Elizabeth is Dead

Liz Wolfe is an exaggerated nonfiction writer and satirical cartoonist. You can read more of her drivel at https://elizabethisdead.com/.

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